Scene from the community center last week.... Me: "HI! My name is Geezer, and I am an addict." Group: "Hi Geezer!" Me: "It all started when I was 5 and my mom gave me my first taste, she put some milk and sugar in it to make it more like a treat." Group : "She did that when you were 5? That sounds like child abuse!" Me: "Naw, I bugged her to let me have it. And after I started, I just couldn't stop, which has led to my budget busting habit 40 years later." Me: " Heck, ...
Scene from the community center last week.... Me: "HI! My name is Geezer, and I am an addict." Group: "Hi Geezer!" Me: "It all started when I was 5 and my mom gave me my first taste, she put some milk and sugar in it to make it more like a treat." Group : "She did that when you were 5? That sounds like child abuse!" Me: "Naw, I bugged her to let me have it. And after I started, I just couldn't stop, which has led to my budget busting habit 40 years later." Me: " Heck, ...
I saw this little aninamted GIF on a HALFLIFE 2 forum and couldn't help but think about a Korean Folk Song that our instructors at Defense Language Institute made us learn about a racoon who was fairly well endowed. Then I saw this thing and nearly lost it. Click here Link PS: If you can top this one please try.
I saw this little aninamted GIF on a HALFLIFE 2 forum and couldn't help but think about a Korean Folk Song that our instructors at Defense Language Institute made us learn about a racoon who was fairly well endowed. Then I saw this thing and nearly lost it. Click here Link PS: If you can top this one please try.
Here is a link to my Deployed roommates Live Journal. The story is a true representation of the silliness we deal with. Here is the link Link
Here is a link to my Deployed roommates Live Journal. The story is a true representation of the silliness we deal with. Here is the link Link
As you may know if you have read this blog before, I am a geezer, (note the lower case) but I am biologically not in what are more commonly referred to as the Geezer age group. Here is a little questionaire for you. Feel free to post your own too so I can ID some more geezers. You might be a Geezer if: 1. You are old enough to be a parent of 90%+ of your day to day co-workers. 2. You need help standing up after spending more than 5 minutes sitting cross-legged. 3. Trip-hop, Hip...
As you may know if you have read this blog before, I am a geezer, (note the lower case) but I am biologically not in what are more commonly referred to as the Geezer age group. Here is a little questionaire for you. Feel free to post your own too so I can ID some more geezers. You might be a Geezer if: 1. You are old enough to be a parent of 90%+ of your day to day co-workers. 2. You need help standing up after spending more than 5 minutes sitting cross-legged. 3. Trip-hop, Hip...
I was talking to some friends of mine known as Zippie and Tearz who live up in the Great White North near London, Ontario.They just got a new Corso Cano puppy this week. Their puppy’s name is Torque but in my head it turns into Tor-Q, which I am sure will annoy Tearz to no end. I was thinking about what their dog must be thinking in his new home. Here is my take on what will go on in the dog’s mind in the next few months. We all know dogs don’t think like people but lets try for this one...
I was talking to some friends of mine known as Zippie and Tearz who live up in the Great White North near London, Ontario.They just got a new Corso Cano puppy this week. Their puppy’s name is Torque but in my head it turns into Tor-Q, which I am sure will annoy Tearz to no end. I was thinking about what their dog must be thinking in his new home. Here is my take on what will go on in the dog’s mind in the next few months. We all know dogs don’t think like people but lets try for this one...