You Know You Are Old When.......
As you may know if you have read this blog before, I am a geezer, (note the lower case)
but I am biologically not in what are more commonly referred to as the Geezer age group.
Here is a little questionaire for you. Feel free to post your own too so I can ID some more geezers.
You might be a Geezer if:
1. You are old enough to be a parent of 90%+ of your day to day co-workers.
2. You need help standing up after spending more than 5 minutes sitting cross-legged.
3. Trip-hop, Hip-hop and like music just make you think of crummy Disco. (Which still sucks)
4. When your kids are taller than you and will soon be able to take the car keys when they want to.
5. When you go out to eat ,and you wish you could eat off the seniors menu, but can't.
6. When you need reading glasses and distance glasses for driving. (Or bifocals)
7. When you long for the simple days, when there was only one choice of Cable TV packages.
8. When you long for the day when there was no cable TV. (not mee I love ESPN)
9. When you don't really give a rats ass about any sports figure except to laugh when they are jailed.
10. You think that no one could ever be that naive when uttering a politically inclined pronouncement.
11. You liked Hubert Humphrey. (A great Minnesotan!)
Leave me more since my brain is numb from work.